Funny Cat joke Biography
Source(Google.com.pk)Thanks for stopping in. Bingo will be so thrilled! Bingo's Page is dedicated to all the Shelter Cats and to all the sweet Furry Angels lost and in need of love, home and humanity.
Would you like to know a little about Bingo?
Bingo’s favorite song is Three Blind Mice.
Bingo says: I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
Like most cats Bingo loves to jump in drawers when they're opened.
Bingo’s motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Bingo’s favorite color is Purrrrrrrple!
What is Bingo’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Like all cats, Bingo can swim, but she refuses to try it.
Her secret dream is to meet Morris the cat.
Bingo’s advice to cats everywhere. "If you play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true."
More of Bingo's advice: You are a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around with your tail fluffed up will not make your parts grow back.
Barfing up a hairball on the kitchen table will not make you any friends.
Bingo’s secret confession: “Outside under a full moon, I sound like a cat in a blender.”
I prefer lie-downs to sit-ups.
Love means never having to say you're hungry.
Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath
When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined. ~Persian proverb
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling. ~Steve Martin
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse
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